I've Lost It

I'VE LOST IT
To the tune of “I've Lost You”

Entering the room I can't remember
The reason I got up and came this way.
Seems like more and more I start conversing
With no idea what I'd thought to say.

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Who can tell me where I parked my caaar?
And who can tell me where I laid my phone?
Once my mind was sharp, I had no proooblems
But now it seems I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Ten o'clock, my tummy will be groooowling
And with good cause. Whoops! I forgot to eat.
Made a list of things I must remember
If I could find it, that would be so sweet!

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Ohhh I've lost it yes I've lost it.
I can't think straight anymore
I don't know what was for breakfast
and I get lost at the grocery stooore...

Doing a Dance

DOIN' A DANCE
To the tune of (drumroll please....) "Doin' a Dance"


We're doin' a dance! We're doin' a dance!
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance!
Everybody's dancin' cuz it's Greg's birthday.
We love to dance that way.
We're doin' a dance! We're doin' a dance!
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance!
Everybody's dancin' cuz it's Greg's birthday.
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance.


You shake your leg and stomp your foot
Then turn and give a grin
You shake your hips from side to side
Then flash 'em your groovy chin!


We're doin' a dance! We're doin' a dance!
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance!
Everybody's dancin' cuz it's Greg's birthday.
We love to dance that way.
We're doin' a dance! We're doin' a dance!
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance!
Everybody's dancin' cuz it's Greg's birthday.
We're doin' Greg's birthday dance.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GREG!!!

Greg Page Again

GREG PAGE AGAIN
To the tune of "Summer Again" by the Cockroaches

Voice that soothes the savage soul,
Gorgeous eyes, hair black as coal
Thinking 'bout Greg Page again
Yeah I'm thinking 'bout Greg Page again... I can

Sit and write down memories,
Every thought is sure to please
I'm wishin' for Nashville again
Yeah thinking 'bout Greg Page again

Greg Page sweetly singin'
Stirs the heart and soothes the soul
His voice so smoothe, oh so smoothe
Can't help but sigh, can't help but sigh. I...

Look at all my GP stuff,
No way I can get enough!
I'm thinking 'bout Greg Page again
Yeah I'm thinking 'bout Greg Page again
Greg Page again, Greg Page again

Greg Page sweetly singin'
Stirs the heart and soothes the soul
His voice so smoothe, oh so smoothe
Can't help but sigh, can't help but sigh.

And down the block, hear that sweet sound?
A mow-and-sing is going down!
Mom said to pick my neighbors with care (<---boohoo...WHY didn't I listen???)
Yeah I'm thinking 'bout Greg Page again
Greg Page again, Greg Page again.

Steamroller Revenge

STEAMROLLER REVENGE
To the tune of "Steamroller Blues"

I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm gonna flatten your hair
Make it straight everywhere
You're gonna look so va-va-va-vooom!

I'm a curling iron, darlin'
A burnin' wand for your new 'do
Yeah, I'm a curling iron, darlin'
A burnin' wand for your new 'do
I'm a hot-roller, honey
I'll put the curl back into you!

I'm foundation powder, honey
On a blemish I'm so tough
Yeah, I'm foundation powder, honey
On a blemish I'm so tough
I'm a tanny-beige-peach wonder!
The tiny stuff on powder puffs!

I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm gonna flatten your hair
Make it straight everywhere
You're gonna look so va-va-va-vooom!

I'm a hot wax heater
I'm guaranteed to make you scream
Yeah, I'm a hot wax heater
I'm guaranteed to make you scream
I'm gonna rip away the hair, hon'
It's not as painful as it seems! (Yeah, right.)

Unrequited Love

UNREQUITED LOVE
to the tune of “Faded Love”

As I look at the ditties that I wrote about you
It's you that I am thinking of.
As I read the lines, silly, yes, but so true,
I remember my unrequited love.

I miss you, Gregory, more and more every day
As heaven would miss the stars above
With every heartbeat I still think of you
And remember my unrequited love.

As I think of the past and the skivvy that you had
It's like thinking of Heaven above
It was in the springtime when you said goodbye
I remember my unrequited love.

I miss you, Gregory, more and more every day
As heaven would miss the stars above
With every heartbeat I still think of you
And remember my unrequited love.

Da Doo Ron Ron Ala Greg Page

Well it's time to launch this blog for real. I was looking for the one I wrote to "Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo" but I haven't found it yet, so we'll start with this one...

DA DOO RON RON ALA GREG PAGE
To the tune of Sean Casidy's "Da Doo Ron Ron"

I met him in Las Vegas, and my heart stopped cold
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
It's not really funny that to him I'm old
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Yes, my heart stopped cold
Yes, to him I'm old
And when I watched his show
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

I knew what he was thinking when he caught my eye
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
She may be nice, but CRAZY, yeah, my oh my
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Yes, he caught my eye
Yes, crazy oh my
And when I watched his show
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Well I followed him to Nashville and he looked so fine
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Got soooo nervous that I couldn't dine
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Yes, he looked so fine
Yes, I couldn't dine
And when I watched his show
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Watch This Space!

Coming soon to this very space will be the collection of ditties I've written over the past 6 years.

Watch...this....space!