Steamroller Revenge

STEAMROLLER REVENGE
To the tune of "Steamroller Blues"

I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm gonna flatten your hair
Make it straight everywhere
You're gonna look so va-va-va-vooom!

I'm a curling iron, darlin'
A burnin' wand for your new 'do
Yeah, I'm a curling iron, darlin'
A burnin' wand for your new 'do
I'm a hot-roller, honey
I'll put the curl back into you!

I'm foundation powder, honey
On a blemish I'm so tough
Yeah, I'm foundation powder, honey
On a blemish I'm so tough
I'm a tanny-beige-peach wonder!
The tiny stuff on powder puffs!

I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm a flatiron, baby
I'll take the kink right outta you
I'm gonna flatten your hair
Make it straight everywhere
You're gonna look so va-va-va-vooom!

I'm a hot wax heater
I'm guaranteed to make you scream
Yeah, I'm a hot wax heater
I'm guaranteed to make you scream
I'm gonna rip away the hair, hon'
It's not as painful as it seems! (Yeah, right.)